- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

Knock Knock. Who's there gun shot

knock knock "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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