four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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Anti Joke

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