What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a mus lim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the mus lim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the mus lim that he's keeping company with a swine, and the mus lim feels offense for the poor horse.

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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