- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

womens rights

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

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