Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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Yo mama's fat.

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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