What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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What's big and purple? Barney

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

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Anti Joke

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