What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

su algato es en fuego

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What's two plus two? Window

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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