- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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