- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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