- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

A Fat Kenyan

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

What's 9 + 10 19

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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