A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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sfdg

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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