- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

So, same time tomorrow then?

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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