Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

You're a big fat monkey.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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