- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're a big fat monkey.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

I am a mime

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Ms Leong Sux

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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