- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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