What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

A seal walks into a club.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

CAVE JOHNSON.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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