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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

What comes after 23? 24.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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