A blind man walks into a wall.

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Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

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Knock Knock Who's There Seventeen Thirty Eight I'm like hey what's up hello Seen yo pretty ass soon as you came in that door I just wanna chill, got a sack for us to roll Married to the money, introduced her to my stove Showed her how to whip it, now she remixin' for low She my trap queen, let her hit the bando We be countin' up, watch how far them bands go We just set a goal, talkin' matchin' Lambos Got 56 a gram, prob' a 100 grams though Man, I swear I love her how she work the damn pole Hit the strip club, we be letting bands go Everybody hating, we just call them fans though In love with the money, I ain't never letting go And I get high with my baby (baby) I just left the mall, I'm getting fly with my baby, yeah

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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Hail Heetluh

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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