- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

an ethopian thanksgiving

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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