what's black? a lot of things.

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T u r n i p s

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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