- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once, I went to Peru.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

a skinny sumo wrestler

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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