Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Asian women drivers...

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Tough crowd tonight...

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Your mother is so fat.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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