What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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