What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Jack Stevens

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

A chicken walked into the bar...

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

This sentance contains three errers

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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