Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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Kevin and Ramin

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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hola said the chinese man

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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