- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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