A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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