Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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What's 9+10? 19

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I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

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What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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