- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

so today i took a poop. hehe

i have yougurt mit traktor

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

JUST KIDDING^

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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