Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

2 + 2 = 4

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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