- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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