- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Patriarchy.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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