- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

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