a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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Thats what she said

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

Continents are large islands.

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A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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