How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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Anti Joke

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