- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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