- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

G:nock nock B:come in!

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Justin Bieber.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

What would u like to drink?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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