- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

Were can you find a bag of meth?

You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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