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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

Michael Brown

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

Where are you going Your house

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

YO FACE

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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