What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

I like the color potato.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

Uh... What was emulating again?

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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