- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

A car walks into a bar.

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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