- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

Cripples are lame.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Laugh.

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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