What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

Penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

Iif your reading this ur gay

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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