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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

How come anti jokes r funny

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

The american education system.

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

I took a vampire out for dinner last night. I expected her to cringe when I ordered a rare steak, but we decided not to let my tastes impact on the evening, sharing wine and many stories before heading back to my apartment.

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