a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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I'm at my grandmothers house right now

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Hail Heetluh

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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