Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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This winter: "The seal is broken, as the spirits of hell go across the world, I can help you find them Clint! But only you can prevent them from killing your family!" "I will do whatever I must!" "Be careful, you can only see them with medication sample X, and destroy them with the super addictive Meladocs 5" "HOW DO I KILL THEM! I CANNOT HANDLE MORE MELADOCS 5! ITS ADDICTIVE AS HELL!" "Only you can save us Clint, only you can do this until their world malfunctions saving us all, but killing you in the process!" "I WILL... I CAN!... UGH... HOW MUCH LONGEEEEEEEEEEEEER!" THE PACKMAN: THE MOVIE.

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

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bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

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mark is religion

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What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

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