Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Sex vagina. lol.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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What's 2+2? Fish

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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