Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

thumb_up thumb_down

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

thumb_up thumb_down

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

thumb_up thumb_down

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

thumb_up thumb_down

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

thumb_up thumb_down

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

thumb_up thumb_down

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

thumb_up thumb_down

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

thumb_up thumb_down

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

thumb_up thumb_down

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

thumb_up thumb_down

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

thumb_up thumb_down

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

thumb_up thumb_down

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

thumb_up thumb_down

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

thumb_up thumb_down

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

thumb_up thumb_down

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

thumb_up thumb_down

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

thumb_up thumb_down

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

thumb_up thumb_down

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

thumb_up thumb_down

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

thumb_up thumb_down

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

thumb_up thumb_down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops