Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Praise Paisley

A black student graduated High School

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Well this is pointless.....

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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