a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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