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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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This is funny.

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your face is kinda funny

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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