- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Terry has ebola

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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