- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

VaginaBoob ^.^

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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