Well this is pointless.....

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

My name is me I like fired chicken!

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Women's rights...

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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