Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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