- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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