So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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9/11.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

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THE GAME

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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