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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

A baby seal walks into a club.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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