- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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