- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. Boom (\ _ /) (x . x)

How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

My cat just died.

If life gives you lemonade.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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