Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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hohifooncuiohicvsdhn ioshd

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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Heskey time.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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Womens rights.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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