- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Religionh

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Heskey time.

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