- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

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