What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

i found waldo.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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