- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

time to spruce up!

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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