- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

A women left the kitchen.

i found waldo.

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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