What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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p lkl

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

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Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

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Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk die and find themselves standing before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Actually, that's just speculation. No one really knows what happens when you die. Most likely your consciousness simply stops, and you cease to exist, an eternity of oblivion. But most people can't face this possibility so we have made up comforting stories to attempt to ease our collective fear of death.

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A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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