- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

Those last 4 were by: Walter

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

how do you win a game try your best

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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