What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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