- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

White men's rights

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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