- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

My love life

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

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