how do you win a game try your best

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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