- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Sex vagina. lol.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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