- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Nero, sure you are okay?

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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