- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

Your mom.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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