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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

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Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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