Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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I Raped And Killed A Little Girl Called Zoe. It All Started When I Raped A Girl In Her School, I Always Waited Outside Of Her School in my white van, one day the girl I raped before Zoe confronted me in my white van, I asked her if she wanted to see my puppies in the back of the van, she said yes, I locked her in there, I kidnapped her. The next day that girl Mysteriously Died. Iwonder how? Tee hee hee... The next day Zoe came up to my van, She also said yes about the puppies too! I kidnapped her and raped her. The next day I was rushed to hospital, I was revealed by the doctor I Had Been Diagnosed With HIV, I knew it was from her because she is the only girl I'd raped, So I walked home. When I Was Walking Home, I Was Thinking About How Angry I Was With That Lil' Bitch; I Was Thinking of ways to kill her, when I got home I heard her listen to; Bang Bang~ By Ariana Grande, Nikki Minaj And Jessie J. That Got Me thinking, Ah, that's how I am going to kill her. So I opened my cage and Got my gun out; I killed her. Blood Was Dripping Down from her head, I Grabbed the corpse and put It in my basement, after that I started licking her fanny, Drinking Her pussy juice. Then I drained all of her Blood out of her body and bottled it. After all the draining I had 600,000 Bottles. I Drunk one of them. and may I just say: it was delicious! After that, I went online and sold all the bottles to I.Am.A.Vampire.Com For £1million Pounds!! Man is now mega rich and I brought a slut and fucked her. I Now lift a fucking amazing life because of a vulnerable, Dumb Ass girl called Zoe. Thank you!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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