- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Steven hawkings shook my hand

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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