- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Your mom.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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