- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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