Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

robin, get in the car.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

non poop

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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