What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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What comes after 23? 24.

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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