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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

Rush Limbaugh

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

To mama so old, she might die soon.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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