If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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Mahmy

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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