What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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AIDS

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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