- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

What did the fish say after he

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

YES! EXACTLY!

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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