- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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