- Anti Joke

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

what's white and sticky semen

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.