What is your bill about? Clinton

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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9/11

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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Sir, your wife is dead

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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2 black kids walk into school

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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