- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

What's 9+10 Ebola

Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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