- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

you know whats not funny white boards.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Chuck Norris is dead......

steven hawking walks into a bar

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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