- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

Kevin and Ramin

hola said the chinese man

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

"Knock knock..." "come in"

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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