- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

A blind man walks into a library.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

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