- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

What would Muhammed do?

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

what's black? a lot of things.

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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