Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

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What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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