why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

i cant STAND cripple jokes

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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