Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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