If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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