- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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