- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

so...um, yeah

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

Honk if you're Amish!

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

Cancer. Super Cancer.

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