- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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