- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I am a mime

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Ms Leong Sux

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

No

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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