- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

A Fat Kenyan

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

What's 9 + 10 19

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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