Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Dumbledore dies.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

My Butthole.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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