whats red and hard to eat a brick.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

To mama so old, she might die soon.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

su algato es en fuego

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

what's worse then a blowjob?

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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