What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

The Labour Party.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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