- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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