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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

what's the difference between a duck?

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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