a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

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what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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