- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

Honk if you're Amish!

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

DEATH.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

anus

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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