- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

A Pakistani news reader.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

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