Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

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Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

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A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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I woke up today

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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Nah

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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