- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

What is the meaning of life? 42

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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