How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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