What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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A bar walks into a man

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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